Statmans PC

[Semih_Sayginer]

For Sale

<u>The Statmans PC</u>

- its monitor is 155 inches wide, to accomodate all the various tables on screen at once.

- its keyboard has stickers on the keyboard to inform the user of the key function as the original lettering has worn off. it did in 2 1/2 hours after he obtained the machine.

(rumour has it that the imprints of the keys are on his fingers)

- its on it 15th battery

- it has a 147GB hard drive (4GB free)

- the mouse can change "colour" too. theres six to choose from, not including the standard white

One carful owner. PC was only ever not in use when the numbers game was on on Countdown.

Offers by PM to myself who will negotiate a good price for it, then spend it betting against Ronnie (on the IPT)


Bids?

[Cessy143]

LOL :D

You're like a fine wine Semih, you get better with age.

Keep em coming!!

[berolina]

lol
and it seems I just reported this accidentally as a bad message, oh well, it's late in the afternoon, so just ignore it

[Robert602]

berolina has reported this post:
http://www.thesnookerforum.com/showthread.php?p=14318#post14318
This is the reason that the user gave:
lol

Best report I've ever had :D

[Semih_Sayginer]

lol
and it seems I just reported this accidentally as a bad message, oh well, it's late in the afternoon, so just ignore it

you reported me? are you mugello in disguise?

only joking! :D

[April madness]

Semih, I think we have to make museum with all this stuff - your doll, Statman's PC... :D *you get 75% of the income from tickets ;)*

[Cessy143]

And as vice president of his fan club, surely i get the remaining 25% :rolleyes:

[Semih_Sayginer]

And as vice president of his fan club, surely i get the remaining 25% :rolleyes:

dont run before you learn to walk!

youll get 10%, and like it, sonny.

the other 15% will go to charity!

:)

[April madness]

Cessy, keep wishing that ;)

[Cessy143]

Whatever you say Dad ;)

[April madness]

and I am the charity, thank you, Semih! :D

[PaulTheSoave]

For Sale

<u>The Statmans PC</u>

- its monitor is 155 inches wide, to accomodate all the various tables on screen at once.

- its keyboard has stickers on the keyboard to inform the user of the key function as the original lettering has worn off. it did in 2 1/2 hours after he obtained the machine.

(rumour has it that the imprints of the keys are on his fingers)

- its on it 15th battery

- it has a 147GB hard drive (4GB free)

- the mouse can change "colour" too. theres six to choose from, not including the standard white

One carful owner. PC was only ever not in use when the numbers game was on on Countdown.

Offers by PM to myself who will negotiate a good price for it, then spend it betting against Ronnie (on the IPT)


Bids?

You forgot to mention the pc is actually owned by Bournemouth council as most of the messages have been sent through their hardware and server :D

[Semih_Sayginer]

Whatever you say Dad ;)

i just told you that to let you down gently

its unreal that now youre out of nappies, just, and you still believe it.

santa is a farmer in ireland, and nobody leaves their flat door open for him, otherwise thered be lots of burglaries on 25th december

cessy, youre the most gullible person i know. you are!

[Semih_Sayginer]

You forgot to mention the pc is actually owned by Bournemouth council as most of the messages have been sent through their hardware and server :D

deliberately forgot! 'sake man. :)

perhaps statsy will want to buy his own PC back?

[PaulTheSoave]

I am sure his boss (female) will put in a good offer!

[Curtis]

ha - one of the funniest posts I have read yet :D

[RaNeN]

LOL @ Semih!!!

[PaulTheSoave]

deliberately forgot! 'sake man. :)

perhaps statsy will want to buy his own PC back?

Beware, I am a member of the Watchdog board :cool:

[Semih_Sayginer]

Beware, I am a member of the Watchdog board :cool:

well i am a member of "watching it doggie style" Board, so :p

[The Statman]

Sale withdrawn.

Crashed.

[Semih_Sayginer]

Sale withdrawn.

Crashed.

Sale back on

REPAIRED

[Semih_Sayginer]

ive been offered a replica ronnie doll for it, but i dont want a copy of my one off original, that im getting rid of anyway....

[PaulTheSoave]

well i am a member of "watching it doggie style" Board, so :p

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!;)

[April madness]

Is this still available? I offer an apple (a fruit, in case there are some uncertainties, see the pic http://www.thesnookerforum.com/photoplog/index.php?n=75) for it. For the Ronnie doll I'd add the photo with April madness' autograph. :D