Caption Competition 2

[crucible77]

I was just looking at he Caption Competition and it didn't really take off so I thought id start a new one...I think most people know the rules. I will post a picture up and you just have to say what there thinking and I will choose a winner;
Here is the first picture,

http://www.sportinglife.com/snooker/general/images/ebdonplaying.jpg
The deadline is the 7th August
Good Luck!

[Kathrin]

what do I get if I win? :D:D

[Jock McHugh]

Have a word ref, Peter was bald at the start of this break!

[crucible77]

I have decided to make so I choose my top 3 in order and the best gets 3 pts the second place gets 2 pts and so on, thanks to the first two entrants and remember the deadline for round one is 7th august.

[Wity]

If that bugger thinks staring at my backside when I bend over and whispering 'sweetcheeks' is gonna put me off he's mistaken!"

[Kathrin]

I have decided to make so I choose my top 3 in order and the best gets 3 pts the second place gets 2 pts and so on, thanks to the first two entrants and remember the deadline for round one is 7th august.

oops, think this a misunderstanding. I haven´t made an entry. I just wanted to know what I get if I win. This wasn´t my idea for the pic. I´m still thinking about it :D

[dannyd0g]

oops, think this a misunderstanding. I haven´t made an entry. I just wanted to know what I get if I win. This wasn´t my idea for the pic. I´m still thinking about it :D

LOL, i thought that was a very approrpriate caption anyway

[crucible77]

Sorry Kathrin however i did also think it was an appropriate caption, anyone got any more captions for round 1 as we have only had 2/3 depending on if Kathrin keeps that or not.

[Kathrin]

hmm, I don´t think it was funny at all, that must be the difference of british and german sense of humour :D
I´ll see if I get another one, there are a few days left...

edit: hope this is funny enough:

"Okay, I take this red...or rather the other one over there...or the red near the blue looks good as well...no, I take this one...or should I walk around the table to check every position...or the red next to the pink...hmm, I just don´t know...Oh, I haven´t noticed that there´s one near the yellow...should I take that instead...Stephen should call his wife that it takes longer today...I have to make a decision, I´m running out of chalk...okay, this red...for sure...or the other one?"

[bongo]

OK here is mine, Peter thinks...

"Stephen is such a big head, sitting in his chair like he's the king!"

[crucible77]

Any more captions??? Only 1 days to get your captions in: :snooker:

[crucible77]

Well as I said im going to choose my top 3 best:
So
#3 WITY
If that bugger thinks staring at my backside when I bend over and whispering 'sweetcheeks' is gonna put me off he's mistaken!"

#2 Jock McHugh
Have a word ref, Peter was bald at the start of this break!

#1 Kathrin
"Okay, I take this red...or rather the other one over there...or the red near the blue looks good as well...no, I take this one...or should I walk around the table to check every position...or the red next to the pink...hmm, I just don´t know...Oh, I haven´t noticed that there´s one near the yellow...should I take that instead...Stephen should call his wife that it takes longer today...I have to make a decision, I´m running out of chalk...okay, this red...for sure...or the other one?"

So heres the caption competition leaderboard after round 1
1.....Kathrin..............3
2.....Jock_McHugh......2
3.....Wity..................1

Round 2
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41407000/jpg/_41407048_snooker_416.jpg

Good Luck :)

[Marc]

"could of been worse at least i can use the slate for my roof if i ever need it"

[Kathrin]

"I wish it was a Big Mac"

[bongo]

"How many burgers could I buy with the prize money? Ummm, burgers".

Sorry Stephen!

P.S - I didn't mean to copy your idea, Kathrin!

P.P.S - I have met and played Stephen and he isn't as big as he looks on TV, he's a great character too.

[Kathrin]

"How many burgers could I buy with the prize money? Ummm, burgers".

Sorry Stephen!

P.S - I didn't mean to copy your idea, Kathrin!

P.P.S - I have met and played Stephen and he isn't as big as he looks on TV, he's a great character too.

It´s alright but isn´t it a sign (for him) when two people think about nearly the same caption when looking at this pic :D
Saw him live too and it´s true that he looks bigger on TV.

[Cossie]

"I think my new hair colouring clashes with the grey a bit!"

[dannyd0g]

Hurry up with those pictures. This damn slate is heavy !

[crucible77]

Well again as I said im going to choose my top 3 best:
So
#3 Marc
could of been worse at least i can use the slate for my roof if i ever need it

#2 Bongo
"How many burgers could I buy with the prize money? Ummm, burgers".

#1 Kathrin (again)
I wish it was a Big Mac

So heres the caption competition leaderboard after round 1
1.....Kathrin..............6
2.....Bongo...............2
3.....Jock_McHugh......2
4.....Marc.................1
5.....Wity..................1

round 3
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/80351031.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1933B836CAF14D5D5C8FD0E167BF65522E2 5A5397277B4DC33E

[Valderie]

Ever had the feeling you're being watched!

[jimmymoller]

ive got a good one for the stephen lee caption.
MMMM that camera man looks tasty.

[jb134]

Is Ronnie thinking "faster, faster"?

[Kathrin]

Ken: "I told you not to eat the flowers. Look at you, the colour of your skin has already changed."

[crucible77]

Well with only 2 acceptable captions for that round I give 1st spot to
VALDERIE
Ever had the feeling you're being watched!
and 2nd to
KATHRIN
Ken: "I told you not to eat the flowers. Look at you, the colour of your skin has already changed."

1.....Kathrin..............8
2.....Valderie............3
3.....Bongo...............2
4.....Jock_McHugh......2
5.....Marc.................1
6.....Wity..................1

Round 4 coming soon...

[crucible77]

I know i havent done this for ages so i thought id revive it

ROUND 4
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/58a_15_ding_415x275.jpg

The deadline for this image is Friday 23rd January at 9.00pm

[totlxtc]

Ronnie: I know i won but ill look a fool if i do.....can you see if my flies are undone?

[stjimmy18-1991]

ronnie o: there there ding, its ok, we all move up to big boy pants one day

[crucible77]

anyone else, these captions have got to be in by friday night

[thinsy]

Ronnie says: If i press here, does you eye start twitching?

[crucible77]

ok well only 3 entrants so this is the order

1st (3pts) StJimmy18-1991
2nd (2pts) Totlxtc
3rd (1pts) Thinsy

1.....Kathrin..............8
2.....StJimmy18-1991..3
3.....Valderie.............3
4.....Totlxtc..............2
5.....Bongo...............2
6.....Jock_McHugh......2
7.....Thinsy...............1
8.....Marc.................1
9.....Wity..................1

ROUND 5
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00696/sport-graphics-2008_696356a.jpg

[stjimmy18-1991]

ronnie thinks: i just farted :D

[attilahun]

"Let me put a nice smile for tomorrow's newspapers"

[totlxtc]

Ronnie: Bloody tips caught in my teeth again....anyone got a toothpick?

[crucible77]

Its ages since I did this but still...

1st (3pts) Totlxtc
2nd (2pts) Attilahun
3rd (1pts) StJimmy18-1991

1.....Kathrin..............8
2.....Totlxtc..............5
3.....StJimmy18-1991..4
4.....Valderie.............3
5.....Bongo...............2
6.....Jock_McHugh......2
7.....Attilahun............2
8.....Thinsy...............1
9.....Marc.................1
10.....Wity................1

Round 6
http://chubarama.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/snook.jpg

[noel]

Where's my chicken then?
I thought KFC said free range chicken!?!?



=o)

Noel

[mushka]

This makes my head spinning.

[147harry]

weres the nearest burger king then....?

[ore]

So they cheated me again to get into this hall... Promised that THIS YEAR it's definately going to be out of meat and roasted, that huge ball behind me... seemed so tasty looking from the distance... how long will I have to sit with that useless ball behind me?

[ore]

If only I would have realised earlier how many burgers that risky shot gonna cost me

[hotpot]

Where,s the coppers when you need them

[alex_5525]

"from a distance i thought it said world cooker" :(

[totlxtc]

"Why stop now just when I'm hating it?"

or

"Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow."

[crucible77]

1st (3pts) alex_5525 :D
2nd (2pts) Ore
3rd (1pts) Noel

1.....Kathrin..............8
2.....Totlxtc..............5
3.....StJimmy18-1991..4
4.....alex_5525..........3
5.....Valderie.............3
6.....Bongo...............2
7.....Jock_McHugh......2
8.....Attilahun............2
9.....Ore...................2
10...Noel..................1
11.....Thinsy..............1
12.....Marc................1
10.....Wity................1

Round 7
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/25/article-0-0168026800000578-707_468x634.jpg

[ore]

"wearily on i go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow."
so lovely, so profound :D

[ore]

did I just reach another final... oh no...

[147harry]

how the hell is that pig flying???????????

[totlxtc]

To be, or not to be.....that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The cues and balls of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a baize of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To win: to lose;

[whufcarl]

"Hmm, those curtains look like my shirt"

[crucible77]

1st (3pts) totlxtc
2nd (2pts) 147harry
3rd (1pts) ore

1.....Kathrin..............8
2.....Totlxtc..............8
3.....StJimmy18-1991..4
4.....alex_5525..........3
5.....Valderie.............3
6.....Ore..................3
7.....Bongo...............2
8.....Jock_McHugh......2
9.....Attilahun............2
10...147harry............2
11...Noel..................1
12.....Thinsy..............1
13.....Marc................1
14.....Wity................1

Round 8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/sporteditors/davis_jp438.jpg

[noel]

Parrott: "Steve, I will know that you love me if you swallow"

[noel]

What?




=o|

Noel